The picture above (and my real life self) proves that Jennifer Aniston is stealing my hair. I know the poor love is going through some things at the mo, I feel for her and am a paid up member of Team Aniston, but c'mon sweetheart, stealing my hair is not the way to go about this. Every time I see a magazine it's there, staring me in the face. Goading me into action such as dying my hair pink or shaving it all off. This is not right. I can't live with the pressure of giving one of the worlds most famous and beautiful women hair tips.
I'm having my hair dyed tomorrow. Nothing special, just roots doing and a bit more brown. But mark my words I'll be watching you.
*If she is seen eating cake as gracefully as me I'll be furious.
